I was walking around the Polo outlet the other day, waiting for James’ shift to end. Circling a table of cardigans for the 5th time, a man my age walks up and smiles:
“You got a boyfriend?” he asks.
Erm. Seriously? Right out of the bat, just like that. This is how you want to do this? I was actually tempted to say no, simply to see how the rest of the conversation would have played out. Because if I didn’t have a partner, I would have, of course, been so into him. :Side-Eye:
“Yes,” I said nodding towards the register. “He actually works here.”
“Oh. Ok. That’s cool, that’s cool. I don’t see a ring on that finger though.”
WHAT WHAT? Is this real life?
“It’s actually pretty serious. Thanksthoughbyeee!” With that, I rounded the corner into Women’s, out of eye sight.
Even though I was shocked at his audacity, I figured I should still be polite.
When someone knocks on the door, I need to stop saying “Come in, but just to warn you, I don’t have pants on!” because sometimes it turns out to actually be someone I don’t know. OOP.
Needless to say, it’s really awkward.
Will one of my more creative friends win THIS, and bring me as their +1?
EDIT: Thanks, friends … for nothing! This is my attempt to win it for myself.
Simultaneously advertising/appealing to the Bill Nye crowd? Sure am.
When Microsoft Word autocorrects bell hooks’ name. No, I do not wish to captalize.
You know what I find really disgusting? Attributing absolutely devastating natural disasters as a warning from (a seemingly vengeful) God. If you were ever interested in one of my qualms about Christianity, this would be one of them.
To aid one of the many response organizations already in Japan, please click this link which lists many ways to donate.
Re-watching the entire Misfits series because it’s Spring Break, and I’m not in New York yet, so why not? After an all day marathon, I’ve finally reached this part:
When Simon turns and looks at Alisha from the shower, I might have actually said:
“Oh my god, everything is good in the world.”
And by “might have actually”, I mean yes. Yes I did. It’s true. I’m infatuated with Iwan Rheon.
- Patrick: Oh, have you been to Berrybody yet?
- Me: I don't fuck with yogurt.
EVERYTHING IS STUPID.