I was at a party, and a Robyn song came on. Maybe it was the Diplo remix of Dancehall Queen?I don’t know. Whatever it was, it was good. As soon is it started playing, however, everyone stopped dancing and booed. OUTRAGEOUS. Immediately, I jumped onto the coffee table and yelled:
"Fuck all of you, and your awful taste in music!"
Middle fingers in the air, I dramatically (or drunkenly) threw myself backwards onto the table, and it shattered into a million shimmery pieces as if it were made out of a disco ball.
Surreal premonition of this weekend? I hope so not.