Guys, this is just what I needed after a completely SHITASTIC day.
AKA not really feeling it.
Listening to Mumford & Sons for the first time to hear what the buzz is all about. So far, I give them two shrugs and an eh.
Glee Cast doing Toxic. I’m obsessed.
I’m more talented than all of you. I can see that clearly now. It’s...– Brittany S. Pierce, the greatest character on Glee
Look at this nonsense. It is damn near October. I mean, I can see Christmas from here, and it’s still 94 degrees outside. Al Gore - FIX THIS.
These commercials are absurd. Yogurt is not the same thing as cake. If I want yogurt (never!), I’m going to eat some yogurt. If I want cake (always!), I’m going to eat a motherfucking piece of cake. AMIRITE?
If this existed, I'd be the first one to order.
If you go home with someone, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em.– John Waters (via: Jared Geller)
Oh hai, Postsecret. I was just talking about this the other day. The interwebz is so relevant to my life right now.
There are indeed lenses in my frames.
Girl in Swem: I like your glasses. Where'd you get them?
Me: Thanks. Do you know that optometrist across from Bloom on Richmond? That's where I go.
Girl: Oh. So you really need those to see?
Me: Erm. Yes.
(Thinking to myself: Is this real life?)
Alright, W&M. Get on this before spring semester. Thanks. A course in ‘Zombie Studies’ has been launched for students at the University of Baltimore. But unfortunately for those wanting to learn how to survive the undead apocalypse, the class is actually part of the English curriculum. As such, topics discussed will not include whether flame-throwers or shotguns are the preferred...
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Sometimes, when I get overwhelmed by life and school, I browse apartment listings. It reminds me that all of this work will eventually take me where I want to be (like a small, overpriced apartment in New York City). Some people know what they want to do. I know where I want to be.