Congratulations! I heard Eclipse made $30 million in just three hours last night. Not only that, but apparently the sale of Twilight merchandise singlehandedly saved Hot Topic from imminent bankruptcy and closure.
For all of your (parent’s) money that you apparently have to spend, tipping for good service seems to be completely foreign to you.
You suck, and I’m not making a vampire pun. You really do.
Love, Errin (and the other servers who worked prior to the midnight premiere)