July 2010
20 posts
Dear Twilight fans,
Congratulations! I heard Eclipse made $30 million in just three hours last night. Not only that, but apparently the sale of Twilight merchandise singlehandedly saved Hot Topic from imminent bankruptcy and closure.
For all of your (parent’s) money that you apparently have to spend, tipping for good service seems to be completely foreign to you.
You suck, and I’m not making a vampire...
June 2010
23 posts
Things I do when everyone leaves for the weekend
Wear as little clothes as possible. Making dinner? No clothes. Watching a movie? No clothes. Answering the door? Clothes, but as soon as they leave, it’s back to the usual.
Use Patrick’s fancy hair conditioner.
Play my music as loud as I want. I’m self-diagnosed as partially deaf, so it’s nice.
Sing Justin Bieber songs in the shower. (Side note: Safari word check does...
Because sometimes I still think I'm 8 years old.
Is anyone else mildly disturbed when the girls you know from high school use their baby’s ultrasound as their profile picture? Or when you read status updates about contractions or the other ravages of pregnancy. Perhaps I’m in denial about growing older and having legitimate responsibility in my life (scratch the perhaps), but it’s really strange to me.
He makes me want to RAGE.
In response to a question posed during Boys State (addressed in the below response), Attorney General Cuccinelli had this to say:
Your question is, why is that not a violation of the 14th Amendment’s equal protection clause. Frankly, the category of sexual orientation would never have been contemplated by the people who wrote and voted for and passed the 14th Amendment.
Sometimes, when...
“When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure...”
– Lady Gaga via Payton
“I can stick my head in my shirt. Like a turtle. BOOP.”
– My boyfriend
The Muppets, Oprah, Neil Patrick Harris, and Tina Fey all received stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I approve.
I'm not sure I can wait until next year. →
Aw, fuck.
Let's go to a place where dreams are born, and...
