Kudos to the potential William and Mary student taking the campus tour in a large banana costume. You’ll fit in nicely here.
Growing up, I could never find my name on any of those license plates or...– Oprah on why I (note the double R in my name) should start my own TV network
Tick, tick, tick.
Today I felt like I was drowning under the pressure of life’s expectations. Amidst the feelings of uncertainty and anxiety was this moment of clarity where I saw exactly how I wanted my life to be, and suddenly, I could breathe again. I’m putting that image in a mental locket and keeping it close.
So, this means I'll be behind the wheel in 6... →
Oona and Dave Tweedie - Tore My Heart
Way to be a creeper.
Fun gestures are exchanged And the organ starts to play a song that sounds like a death march And I am hiding in the curtains It seems that I was uninvited by your lovely bride-to-be She floats down the aisle like a pageant queen But I know you wish it was me, you wish it was me Don’t you? DON’T YOU?! You may be thinking that this was found on one of those notes made up of cut out...
I want to live like a leaf on the river but occasionally set the streets on fire...– Elena, Autostraddle’s Miss October
Man, I'm such a huge nerd for you.
I feel like I need to start saying that in real life. Thanks, Finn.
Well, it's about time. →
This is why we are such good roomies. She gets me.
Rachel: [Phone] Hey! Are you in the room?
Me: Yeah. Just to warn you though, I don't have pants on.
Rachel: I mean, when do you ever have pants on?